Besides the jaw-dropping awesomeness of this video, she makes some really intelligent and compelling reasons why people should vote for Romney. Enjoy.
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Monday, October 8, 2012
Saturday, October 6, 2012
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
You humiliate and roast a hog one too many times and eventually the hogs are going to fight back.
Terry Vance Garner, 69, never returned after he set out to feed his animals last Wednesday. A family member found garner's dentures and pieces of his body in the hog enclosure but most of his remains had been consumed. Oh those filthy swine!
No one knows yet if Garner suffered a medical emergency of if the hogs just had it out for him.
Sunday, September 30, 2012
"Video obtained by TMZ from the concert shows Bieber...hunching over and puking...his dancers don't miss a beat and his vocals continue."
Suck it, Edgar Bergan!
Photo courtesy: TMZ
Friday, September 28, 2012
Staten Island, that dump just across the Verrazano Bridge, will soon be home to the world's largest ferris wheel. It's going to be taller than the London Eye and the Singapore Flyer.
So why is world's largest ferris wheel coming to Staten Island? So that when you're at the top you can see people having fun in Manhattan.
Photo courtesy: (Office of the Mayor of New York/AP)
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Butt-Chugging!? Vodka soaked tampons!? Alcohol enemas?
What the hell is wrong with kids these days? In my day we got drunk the olde-fashioned way: sneaking into our parents' liquor cabinet and drinking the alcohol. We did not stick things up our other holes.
A student at the University of Tennessee nearly died from shoving too much boxed-wine - yes you read that correctly - boxed-wine up his poop chute. His blood alcohol content was well over .40, the point at which, you know, you can die.
Kids - stop sticking things up your south holes to get drunk. Drink your drinks like the rest of the world.
But I am a tad curious about how you play beer pong.