Tuesday, December 18, 2007


Lynne Spears must be so proud of her daughters. Britney is a catastrophic train wreck and now it's reported that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn is pregnant! That's right, 16-will-get-you-20 Jamie's eggs are officially poached. Sweet mother of redneck living, what is up with that family, y'all? Seriously. The whole family is a southern train wreck. What are they thinking? Are they thinking? Is there anything inside their noggins capable of thinking?

I will forever think of the Spears family whenever I hear a Trailer Trash joke. Just a few examples:
You Know You're Trailer Trash If --

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

Your junior prom had a daycare.

You can't get married to your sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You see!? You can't think of anyone else.

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