Sunday, January 6, 2008


The historic results are in! And what a nail-biter! For the first time ever we have a tie. 50% love the polls and feel they bring meaning to their lives and 50% thought I meant people from Poland. So to appease everyone who voted (a record turnout -- 12 -- stop the madness) I bring you Jane Krakowski. Jane is of Polish descent and brings meaning to my life. Take away the "ski" and you have Krakow, the City Beautiful. Krakow is also the cultural capital of Poland, which means it has a library. And back in my former life, I did an episode of Ally McBeal with Jane.

And for all of you who are Poll-litically incorrect, I bring you a few old favorites:
Q. How do you sink a Polish battleship?
A. Put it in water.

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Enjoy the free buffet. Don't forget to tip your waiter, but run like hell when he gets back up.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Funny... very funny. Not sure how the Polish half of my family are going to take it though.

She's bony - and I don't mean that in a good way [if there is a 'good way' to describe someone as bony that is].