RUDY, MAKE WAY FOR THE FAT LADY

The fat lady is warming up to sing. Rudy may think that his plummeting numbers in the polls is all part of his plan but the harsh reality for Rudy is that the candidate with the MOST votes wins (unless you're our current President).

According to nearly every paper in the world, Rudy's "plan" of blowing off Iowa, New Hampshire, Michigan, South Carolina, and Nevada to focus on Florida is a bad plan.

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Maybe Mayor 9-11 remembers that W became President by winning Florida. But Rudy, you have to win a lot more states!

And you need to change your message --

Within the first five minutes, he ridiculed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton and talked of his leadership on Sept. 11

Really!? Rudy mentioned 9-11!? But the Floridians weren't buying it --

Dozens of the more than 1,000 who attended the town hall event took off before Giuliani finished his speech, leaving rows of seats empty.

But if Rudy doesn't win Florida, he shouldn't worry -- I hear Mayor McCheese is stepping down.