CASTROTED

Fidel Castro, that wacky Communist leader, resigned as Cuba's President. Our own wacky leader thinks democracy is on its way with free and fair elections -

“And I mean free and I mean fair, not these kind of staged elections that the Castro brothers try to foist off as true democracy.”

Yeah, Castro brothers! Free and fair. Just like the 2000 elections here in FreeandFairland.

But in all fairness to Fidel, it was under his rule that the world saw its first truckonaut. Thank you, Fidel.