Friday, February 1, 2008

KNOBLAUCH TESTIFIES


Chuck Knoblauch spent 90 minutes behind closed doors today, testifying before a congressional oversight staff about his steroid use during his MLB career.

Mostly, the committee wanted to know why the hell Knoblauch beaned Keith Olbermann's mom in the face with a simple throw from second to first.

4 comments:

NEW YORK BRIT said...

"KNOBlauch". Have you any idea how hysterical that name sounds? Holy crap, I'd have changed my name before birth.

Mark Brown said...

Yeah, Brit, it's pretty bad. Sort of like Dick Reardon.

NEW YORK BRIT said...

Who's Dick Reardon?

Mark Brown said...

He used to be mayor of Los Angeles.