Monday, February 25, 2008


If you can't live without your Starbucks latte, you better get it before 5:30pm tomorrow. All Starbucks - yes, you read that correctly - ALL Starbucks will be closing at 5:30 for "emergency intensive remedial training." It's all part of Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz's plan to revitalize the dropping numbers of customers -- and revitalize the dropping stock price.

So Wednesday, visit your local Starbucks and congratulate the barista on his/her remedial training. And ask for a demonstration of the "free pour," which they'll be learning tomorrow.

1 comment:

Jeffrey said...

Lame Training. It is all about the hype.