Wednesday, March 26, 2008

CAPTION CONTEST

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Cheney, I love it when you dress up for the National Security Council meetings."

Anonymous said...

"See? Just like them WMDs, I always knew you were real!"

Rob K said...

"I just loves rabbit stew!"

Anonymous said...

"Harvey and I sit in the bars... have a drink or two... play the juke box. And soon the faces of all the other people they turn toward mine and they smile. And they're saying, "We don't know your name, mister, but you're a very nice fella." Harvey and I warm ourselves in all these golden moments. We've entered as strangers - soon we have friends. And they come over... and they sit with us... and they drink with us... and they talk to us. They tell about the big terrible things they've done and the big wonderful things they'll do. Their hopes, and their regrets, and their loves, and their hates. All very large, because nobody ever brings anything small into a bar. And then I introduce them to Harvey... and he's bigger and grander than anything they offer me. And when they leave, they leave impressed. The same people seldom come back; but that's envy, my dear. There's a little bit of envy in the best of us."

Rob K said...

"All right, water-board this bastard until he tells us where he hid the Easter eggs!"

Anonymous said...

I've got a surge in my pants that is definitely working...

Mark said...

Rob, the water-boarding caption is hysterical!!

Rob K said...

Thanks...and it's too far-fetched either.

Rob K said...

Oops! I meant to say "not too far-fetched."

Age, lack of sleep, insanity--pick one or all of those excuses.