Monday, March 3, 2008


While my good friend, the New York Brit, prattles on about how much the US sucks at health care, I'm more concerned about how much we suck at sex. According to the Durex Sexual Wellbeing survey, we are one of the most undersexed countries in the world.

How undersexed?

Second to last!

We're an embarrassment to the word "Yank."

Well I for one am not going to take this lying down. I will not let America be out-sexed by the rest of the world (except for Japan, poor bastards, they came in last). I'm proud to be an American, so from this day forward, too much sex is not enough for me. Who's behind me? Who wants to do it for the good of our country?


Anonymous said...

who is the New York Brit?

why is ANY Brit complaining about how much America sucks at anything.

You lost the empire, deal with it.

Anonymous said...

Who is this anonymous anyhow? They show up everywhere and contribute nothing. Hey, you... your bitterness is showing.

And get your hand out of your pants...

Anonymous said...

is that what passes for humor, or some kind of pithy comeback in the UK... no wonder your only comedic export in the past 25 years has been ricky garvis.

Go home, you load.