Wednesday, March 12, 2008


Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from Driggs, Idaho
And ended up with Mary Ann doing 5 nights in jail and serving six months unsupervised probation after being caught with marijuana in her car

That's right. Dawn Wells (69!!), Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island (and the only one on the island without a profession) was pulled over in Driggs, Idaho and
sentenced February 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.

Under a plea agreement, three misdemeanor counts -- driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance -- were dropped.
No wonder everyone wanted Mary Ann. Ginger was just a dick-tease whore-wannabe. But Mary Ann would get high with you behind the bushes and who knows where that would lead.

No wonder she was always making coconut cream pies.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Man. And all along I would have thought Maynard G. Crebs would have been the Johnny Blaze.