45 days! 45 days until the NYC Marathon.
I won't be running in it but it could be the day I get engaged to Melissa Christian. The runner go right by our building so I'll have a sign professing my love plus a shrine to my yellow rose of Texas.
But will she be in the marathon? I don't know. Good god, I hope so. She recently won the Nike+ Human Race 10K in Austin in a time of 37 minutes and 35 seconds. Coincidently, that's the same amount of time needed for me to make love to Melissa 37 times.
2 comments:
Isn't 37 also the minimum number of feet required by law between you and Melissa Christian!?
o_o_O_O
Why yes, yes it is.
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