Monday, March 16, 2009

ALYSSA MILANO, PLEASE MARRY ME


The Bee Hive Hairdresser reports today that sultry Alyssa Milano will be doing a book signing for her book “Safe at Home” at the Book Mark Shoppe (the extra "p" and "e" make it classy) right here in The Ridge.

BHB ponders the
mix of guidos, baseball fans, the “Track 4 special needs” educated people and sad middle aged fat guys who haven’t gotten laid in ten years that will be lined up for this event.
I, for one, qualify in 3 out of the 4 categories...even though I'm not quite sure what a Track 4 special needs educated person is.

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