UPDATE 3:10: They're shooting A COUPLE OF DICKS, with Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan.
They're shootin' one of them movin' picture shows here in the Ridge today. Right outside Food City at 75th and 3rd. People are talkin' that Bruce Willis is in it but I can't confirm that and I'm too lazy to walk across the street and ask. I'm too busy tryin' to find Craft Services.