KETTLE - BLACK

Oooo, Cindy McCain is spitting mad. She lashed out and

decried the "viciousness of the media" Monday, days after the New York Times ran a front page story detailing her troubled history with prescription drugs and difficulty fitting into Washington social circles.

You see, Cindy had a drug problem back in the early 1990's. She stole drugs from her own charity, the American Voluntary Medical Team, and had an American Voluntary Medical Team doctor prescribe drugs for her under the names of other employees. She avoided time in the lockup, though, thank god.

Cindy was a first-time offender, which partially explains the fact that she did no prison time; instead, she entered a diversion program. But at the time, defense lawyers told New Times that if Cindy McCain had been a poor minority and not married to a U.S. senator, she likely would have been locked up.

But anyhoo, the McCains are crying foul over the NY Times article, calling it a

barrage of petty and personal attacks.

And McCain's attorney, John Dowd

also scolded the paper for rehashing a series of facts that he said have been long reported.

Yeah, we don't need to rehash a series of facts.

Consider yourself lucky, Cindy. At least you're not palling around with terrorists.

NOT THE BEST WEEK FOR MCCAIN

Things aren't looking so good for Senator John McCain. A state investigation found his interview-challenged choice of a running mate, Sarah Palin, abused her power as Alaska's governor and violated state ethics law.

Oops.

As we all know, the McCain strategy as of late has been to attack attack attack Obama. McCain and Palin have tried to put extreme doubt into voter's minds by saying Obama and Ayers are BFFs and asking "Who is the real Barack Obama?" They've even called him "too risky for America."

And it has gotten ugly.

At recent Republican rallies, people have yelled "terrorist," "treason," and "kill him."

Some audience members are openly hostile to members of the traveling press covering Palin; one crowd member hurled a racial epithet at an African-American member of the press in Clearwater, Florida, on Monday.

And at a McCain rally in New Mexico on Monday, one supporter yelled out "terrorist" when McCain asked, "Who is the real Barack Obama?" McCain didn't respond.

So now, the Republican anger is boiling over onto McCain.

Republican presidential nominee John McCain was booed at his own rally on Friday as he tried to rein in increasingly raw anger among supporters stunned by Democrat Barack Obama's lead in the polls.

That's right. McCain was booed at his own rally when he said

"I admire Sen. Obama and his accomplishments."

The attacks haven't help McCain in the polls. In fact, they've hurt him so far. But he and Palin (who seems to revel in the attacks) now have to back-peddle because too many people, Democrats and Republicans, say it's getting out of hand.

Former Michigan Gov. William Milliken, a Republican, told the Grand Rapids Press he was "disappointed in the tenor and the personal attacks on the part of the McCain campaign."

"He is not the McCain I endorsed."

McCain's big ground-breaking bailout plan seems to be a bust.

Jared Bernstein, an economist with the Economic Policy Institute, said he finds the proposal "quite unsettling."
"Under this plan, there's no quid pro quo between lender and taxpayer," Bernstein said. "When I first heard it, I was underwhelmed. Now I'm actively nervous."

And there was a time when McCain refused to talk about his son.

“It goes to the character of McCain that he typically does not exploit his familial connections,” said Jim Pitts, co-founder of Navigators, a Washington lobby shop. Pitts is a McCain supporter and fundraiser.

McCain’s spokeswoman, Brooke Buchanan, said that his sons’ military experience will be off-limits.

But I guess when you're behind in the polls nothing is off-limits.


So let's recap:

• Choice of running mate? Bad choice.
• Choosing to go negative in the campaign? Bad choice.
• Bailout plan? Bad choice. Economists think it's scary.
• Talking about son of-limits? Strike that. Reverse it.
  

Not the best week for McCain.

CINDY McINSANE

Cindy McCain is trying to pry the steering wheel of the Smear - Talk Express from Sarah Palin's wretched little hands. At a rally in PA today, Cindy said,

"The day that Senator Obama cast a vote not to fund my son when he was serving sent a cold chill through my body."

She's referring to an Emergency Funding Bill in 2007 that Obama voted against because it didn't provide a timeline to withdraw our troops.

But if she can stand up and say Obama voted against funding her son, then should say the same thing about her husband. He voted against a bill in 2007 that did contain a timeline.

Seems like Cindy has selective memory.

SISTERLY LOVE

And since I'm talking about Cindy McCain, she also claims to be an only child, which kind of pisses off her half-sister.

Mrs. McCain added insult to that injury by referring to herself, in her eulogy for her father, as his only child — while her half-sister sat in a front pew.

All aboard the straight-talk express!