THE UNDEAD HEARTBEAT

It was reported today the Vice-President Dick Cheney has an irregular heart beat.

Doctors were stunned to discover that Cheney's heart beats at all. Said one doctor, "I didn't think the undead had a heartbeat. This is a great discovery."

WONDERWHAT?

So the other day I received some spam hocking a product called WonderCum. What a fantastic name for a product. WonderCum. The mind reels. Anyway, I did a quick google search and found a guy who put WonderCum on his blog and his hit stats went through the roof.

So I'm conducting an experiment. I'm going to mention WonderCum here and see if my hits go up. Just out of curiosity. WonderCum.

But I'm going to go a step further. I also got spam trying to sell me a product called Megadik. Another fantastic name.

Put together, they sound like a Super Hero Duo. Megadik and WonderCum. Maybe I'll write a script called The Further Adventures of Megadik and WonderCum. They can fight the dreaded Evil Dick.