GUN CLUB AND DAY CARE

Guns, drugs, and toddlers don't usually go together.

But what's great about this report is the god-awful "special effect" at .30 seconds and the fantastic tag line.

PACKIN' MORE THAN A PICNIC BASKET

There's nothing more American than visiting a National Park while packin' heat. Or so the dream goes. But that dream could soon be a reality.

In a victory for gun-rights advocates, the federal government is preparing to relax a decades-old ban on bringing loaded firearms into national parks.

And some of those decades-old bans have been in place for ten decades. But that doesn't stop the good old U.S. of A.

The proposed rule change would let visitors carry loaded weapons into national parks in states with few gun restrictions, such as Montana.

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