RIP MICHAEL JACKSON

Say what you will about Michael Jackson, this moment at the Memorial was heartbreaking.

FIRST FARAH NOW MICHAEL

What a day. First Farrah and now Michael. Was Ed the first of the "it always comes in threes?"

NEVERLAND UP FOR SALE

The foreclosure deal of a lifetime is only a month away.

Michael Jackson's famed Neverland Ranch will go up for auction next month unless Jacko can pony up $24 million.

So what's included with the ranch? You get 2,800 acres, a zoo, a theme park, a Ferris wheel, merry-go-round, zipper ride (Michael's favorite), spider ride, sea dragon ride, wave swinger, super slide, dragon wagon kiddie roller coaster and bumper cars.

And that's not all. According to the dreaded FOX news -

It's not just the house either. When Neverland is auctioned, it will include everything: all personal property inside, all fixtures and appliances, furniture, and "all merry go round type devices," any rides, games. The auction literally includes every single thing that is or isn't nailed down.

The mind reels and the stomach churns at the thought of what is inside. But it's awfully enticing.

The ranch is in the Santa Ynez Valley. And if you get a craving for young boys, a small prep school, the Midland School, is located across the road from the ranch.