OH MAMA MAMA!

Oh mama Obama won Wisconsin! Nine straight! Can you say President Oh Mama?!

RUDY CAN'T FAIL!!

America's Mayor continued his cunning strategy by losing the Michigan primary. Rudy came in 6th place, barely edging out "uncommitted."

Losing the first few primaries is Rudy's big plan. People will write him off and then - BAM! - he's going to pounce. There are some nay sayers -

The biggest surprise of the Giuliani campaign has been how successful he has been in spinning his failures and continuing to be considered a serious contender, despite an unblemished record of futility that has him on pace to be the largest flop of 2008 and one of the biggest busts in presidential campaign history.

But I think losing all of the primaries is a terrific plan, Rudy. Keep up the good work.