ADELE

The Bay Ridge Brit and the Subway Hooker told me one day over a heaping plate of kipper pie that I should listen to Adele because I'd love her. They were right. She's a fantastic singer. And how fortunate for Adele that she was on Saturday Night Live the same night Sarah the Uneducated was on the show?

Here's Adele at rock music's most basic: a guitar and a voice.