Monday, April 14, 2008


And I thought Heather Mills was a money grubbing whore.

Trisha Walsh Smith is the soon to be ex-gold digger of Phil Smith, president of the Schubert Organization. She's a playwright, he owns more Broadway theatres than anyone. She's 49, he's 74. That's, um, carry the one, hold on, divide by pi, um...a 25 year difference. They've been married for about 10 years. She signed a pre-nup.

So...the divorce isn't going so well. How bad is it? So bad that Trisha made this little video and posted it on youtube. Bad move. The video is playing everywhere, which I'm sure Trisha thinks is fantastic, but it's sort of backfiring. Trisha is coming across as a nut-job. A loon. Captain of the Heather Mills Gold Diggers team.

And I love that she refers to herself as playwright/actress/good egg.

How about playwright/actress/fruitcake?

And note to self: don't marry a crazy British woman.


Anonymous said...

so wait... this chick is up for grabs?

Anonymous said...

you're a misogynist. why is every woman who marries an older man a "whore?" or is it only if they marry rich older men? perhaps if it was a poverty stricken old dude you'd be cool with it.

Chris_Hitchens said...

anon 8:06pm,

Don't be such a lesbian

Mister-M said...

Except that women would never marry some old, poverty-stricken dude.

Women only "marry up" and they do that for a reason. Finding one that would marry "beneath them" is like finding a needle in a field full of haystacks.

Anonymous said...

why is the geriatric pervert marrying someone who's a fraction of his age? if she's a whore, what is he? and mister-m, anyone woman who marries a man (or at least any woman who marries you), by nature marries beneath them. zing!