Monday, April 14, 2008

LESS THAN A WEEK


It's less than a week before the Women's Marathon Trials. Melisa Christian is going to have to pull the race of her lifetime out of her tremendously taut butt to overcome Deena Kastor. But I have faith in My Sweet Melisa.

For those of you who want watch my sugar shack go wire to wire, you can watch it here.

8 comments:

NEW YORK BRIT said...

Excuse me mister riter, but woodn't that be taut? As in "...taut butt..."

NEW YORK BRIT said...

... and I don't mean, Bruno Taut (1880-1938), the prolific German architect, urban planner and author.

Mark said...

Actually her butt has been taught to do a lot of amazing things.

But for you I'll change it to "taut."

And not "Bruno Taut," although I'd like to do some urban planning on her rear quarter.

NEW YORK BRIT said...

Naughty... funny, but naughty.

ramalamadingdong said...

i am from long island, so i would do some sub-urban planning on her nether quarter. speaking of quarters, i bet you could bounce one on her boomboom pillow

uj said...

I bet she'd be an excellent training partner. Easy to follow around the track at a good pace-keeping focused ahead. She'll be easy to see in the trials Sunday.

upstaterunner said...

UJ is part of an old mens running club that does not have very many female members. We are dying and need females to repopulate. We will be bringing Melisa back from the trials...

Mark said...

UJ and Upstaterunner,

Don't forget to invite me to the repopulation party.