Friday, April 4, 2008

OH THIS CAN'T BE GOOD


According to a New York Times/CBS News poll, a whopping 81% of Americans believe the country is heading in the wrong direction.

81%!?

That's nearly EVERYONE polled!

EVERYONE!

If you're President Wanker (and I don't wish that on my worst enemies) that can't be good. But you know our lil' wanker, public opinion means nothing to him.

But come on, I mean really, how can he brush this aside.

Nearly EVERYONE thinks we're going in the wrong direction!

I suppose he could say that he finally united us.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Surely the 81% polled meant the way American Idol is playing out, of course.

NEW YORK BRIT said...

There you go quoting those dodgy polls again...

Mark said...

I hear they're only dodgy if they're French.

Anonymous said...

what exactly does wrong direction mean? what direction are we going in and what's wrong about it? the poll leaves each person to choose something they feel is wrong in policy and deem themselves a genius b/c the poll shows that the rest of the country agrees.