Wednesday, January 28, 2009

METERED STIMULUS



Your 401k is in the crapper, you can't pay your mortgage, and your company is laying off thousands of people. What to do? Become a meter maid. The city is hiring a couple hundred maids - um - parking enforcement personnel to help close the budget. It's a job and you're doing good for the city. What's not to love?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The benefits are cool - but you could get killed for $27k-$30k a year (Level I base $).

The Phantom said...

Sorry. I want to be a criminalist.

Masked Bedwetter said...

As an Obama/Iran/Socialist supporter, I cannot support "The State" by performing this function.

Anonymous said...

Masked Bedwetter said: "As an Obama/Iran/Socialist supporter, I cannot support "The State" by performing this function."

Um ... I thought that _Republicans_ wanted a smaller "state" -- at least before the neocons took over.

As an obvious anti-Obama-ist, you should be pushing to privatize the traffic-agent biz, so they'd work on commission.

Masked Avenger said...

You are all caught up in your liberalness that you dont even know what you are talking about. If you were an Obama/Iran/Socialist supporter, then you should support "the state" by doing this function. It helps tax the people more and bring more money away from the people and into the state hands.

This is why I don't listen to anything you people say. You really have no idea what you believe in. You don't have actual ideas on politics/society, you just believe in marketing campaigns and slogans. You consistantly contractidct yourselves.

Ps - To the bedwetter... i am honored that you would try to mimick my name.