Thursday, September 27, 2012
Butt-Chugging!? Vodka soaked tampons!? Alcohol enemas?
What the hell is wrong with kids these days? In my day we got drunk the olde-fashioned way: sneaking into our parents' liquor cabinet and drinking the alcohol. We did not stick things up our other holes.
A student at the University of Tennessee nearly died from shoving too much boxed-wine - yes you read that correctly - boxed-wine up his poop chute. His blood alcohol content was well over .40, the point at which, you know, you can die.
Kids - stop sticking things up your south holes to get drunk. Drink your drinks like the rest of the world.
But I am a tad curious about how you play beer pong.