MAN EATEN BY HOGS

You humiliate and roast a hog one too many times and eventually the hogs are going to fight back.

Terry Vance Garner, 69, never returned after he set out to feed his animals last Wednesday. A family member found garner's dentures and pieces of his body in the hog enclosure but most of his remains had been consumed. Oh those filthy swine!

No one knows yet if Garner suffered a medical emergency of if the hogs just had it out for him.

JUSTIN BIEBER PUKES

Last night Justin Beiber proved he is the greatest ventriloquist of our time by continuing to sing while puking.

"Video obtained by TMZ from the concert shows Bieber...hunching over and puking...his dancers don't miss a beat and his vocals continue."

Suck it, Edgar Bergan!


Photo courtesy: TMZ

WORLD'S LARGEST FERRIS WHEEL

Staten Island, that dump just across the Verrazano Bridge, will soon be home to the world's largest ferris wheel. It's going to be taller than the London Eye and the Singapore Flyer.

So why is world's largest ferris wheel coming to Staten Island? So that when you're at the top you can see people having fun in Manhattan.



Photo courtesy: (Office of the Mayor of New York/AP)

BUTT-CHUGGING

 Butt-Chugging!? Vodka soaked tampons!? Alcohol enemas?

What the hell is wrong with kids these days? In my day we got drunk the olde-fashioned way: sneaking into our parents' liquor cabinet and drinking the alcohol. We did not stick things up our other holes.

A student at the University of Tennessee nearly died from shoving too much boxed-wine - yes you read that correctly - boxed-wine up his poop chute. His blood alcohol content was well over .40, the point at which, you know, you can die.

Kids - stop sticking things up your south holes to get drunk. Drink your drinks like the rest of the world.

But I am a tad curious about how you play beer pong.

CHINESE PROTITS - UM - PROTESTS

You got to hand it to the Chinese. They sure know how to protest. I'll protect those islands any day.


Photo courtesy CRI

TRADER JOE'S PEANUT BUTTER RECALL

Looks like no more PB&J sandwiches for me.

Trader Joe's Valencia Creamy Salted Peanut Butter has been linked to salmonella infections that have sickened 29 people in 18 states. Four people have been hospitalized. 

More here.

Green Day Billie Joe freaks out at I Heart Music

Ok, guess what word is Billie Joe Armstrong's favorite? And you only get one f**king guess.

FUCK THIS SHIT O'CLOCK

ANTHONY GRIFFITH SILENCES CROWD

An incredibly moving moment by a very funny man.

CHASTITY BELT

I'm wondering if I should steal this guy's idea and use it to attract Allyson Felix.