Just in time for Melisa Christian lovers comes the perfect holiday gift -- The Melisa Christian Nutcracker.
This beautiful replica of Melisa is easy to use -- Just place your nuts in Melisa's palms, swivel her head, and she effortlessly crushes your nuts with her bare hands.
Her backside can also be used as a bottle opener.
It comes with a lifetime guarantee, so you can look forward to years and years of nut crushing fun with Melisa.
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