WEEBLES WOBBLE

In the past, I haven't been too kind to Heather Mills (aka The Royal Hobble Whore). I've called her a One-Legged Gold-Digger and a Totter Tart because she seemed to me to be after Sir Paul's money.

Seems I may have been right.

Heather Mills former publicist Michele Elyzabeth has claimed that money was behind her client’s marriage to Sir Paul McCartney.

Mills, who eventually walked away from the marriage many millions of dollars richer, was "a calculating, pathological liar and the biggest bitch on the planet", according to Elyzabeth.

"I was foolish and saw her simply as the devoted humanitarian, charity campaigner and protective mother she wanted the world to see. Now I want the public to know who the real Heather Mills is."

So if she blows through her $50 million payout, I suppose the Weebles Wobble and They Do Fall Down could pawn one of her legs.