I'M GOING TO SLEEP WITH HILLARY

I asked how long it would be before "Kristen," Eliot Mess's whore, would come out with a book or film. Seems she works faster in the entertainment biz than the whoring biz.

Ashley Alexandra Dupré netted a couple thousand dollars from her sex romp with Eliot Spitzer - but she stands to make millions from the scandal.

Penthouse wants her. Hustler wants her. All the morning shows want her. One of her songs was played on the radio. Her songs are being downloaded left and right.

"She is no doubt going to do a book. There will probably be a movie," he said. "I think she is going to have so many offers coming in that it will probably be wishful thinking just to get in the door."

Now how do I sleep with Hillary?

SPITZER UPDATE

Nearly faster than you can say "criminal coitus," NY may have a new governor by tonight.

Eliot Spitzer’s resignation appears imminent, according to sources, who say Lt. Gov. David Paterson could be sworn in as governor as early as this evening.

SPITZER? I HARDLY KNOW HER

Oh Eliot. NY Governor Eliot Spitzer has been caught with his hand in the cookie jar. He has been caught on a

federal wiretap arranging to meet with a high-priced prostitute at a Washington hotel last month.

Sweet.

Eliot Mess spent $4300.00 for a 2 1/2 hour session with Kristen --

American, petite, very pretty brunette, five feet five inches, and 105 pounds.

That's about $1720.00 an hour! Good work if you can get it. No word yet if he used tax payers money, but kudos to Eliot for supporting small businesses.

In a brief press conference today, Spitzer admitted to the hooker hook-up, and embarrassingly showed reporters his "size."

Back in 2004, Spitzer busted up a prostitution ring located in Staten Island.

"This was a sophisticated and lucrative operation with a multi-tiered management structure," Spitzer said at the time. "It was, however, nothing more than a prostitution ring."

And Gov. Spitzer, you may have used Emperors Club VIP, but you are nothing more than a stupid john.