Why I'm Voting For Mitt Romney

Besides the jaw-dropping awesomeness of this video, she makes some really intelligent and compelling reasons why people should vote for Romney. Enjoy.

ROMNEY v. BIG BIRD

Mitt Romney's comment about cutting funding to PBS has unleashed a mighty anti-Romney/pro-PBS meme. Here are a few of my favorites. Big Bird is not taking this lying down.

PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE FACT CHECK

Here's a pretty good link to some fact checking about tonight's first Presidential Debate.

MITT THE SH*@ CRAPS OUT!

Oh man, after a disastrous Super Tuesday, Romney is dropping out of the race. So now it looks like Short Fuse McCain is going to be the Republican candidate. There's just no way Huckleberry Hound can overtake him.

I liked Mitt the Sh*@ and thought he'd be a good Republican choice. I used to like the Short Fuse but he seems to have gone a bit loony the past few years.

So what's the lesson learned here? Don't vote for anyone the Phantom likes.

PRESIDENTIAL POLL RESULTS

The results are in and nearly 70% of Left in Bay Ridge readers think it's time to tell your mama that it's gonna be Obama in the White House.

There was a 3 way tie for 2nd place, all with 10% of the vote: Short Fuse McCain, Mitt is da Sh*@, and in a surprising show - Melisa Christian, I Love You.

And garnering no votes was Welcome Back, Clintons. Hmm...curious.

But Melisa, let me tell you, from the bottom off my heart, you are so much better than McCain and Mitt.