MINI MIKE

Talk about kicking a man when he's down. Not only did Huckleberry drop out of the race last night, but when the question came around to "how big is your or your man's member?" Huckleberry's wife totally humiliated him.


Bubba Size


Wow, who knew


Mini-Mike

GIVE 'EM HELL, HILL!

Hillary Clinton, on the ropes going into "Sorta-Super Tuesday" won 3 of 4 primaries, keeping her campaign alive to fight another day.

Sort of.

She may have won 3 primaries, but Oh Mama still leads in pledged delegates and Super Delegates 1451 - 1365. First one to 2025 wins a bucket of gobstoppers.

Oh Mama has won more states but Welcome Back Clinton has won the bigger states.

This has been a great election year so far, one that has seen record numbers of Democrats hauling their butts to the polls.

Up next this month: Wyoming and Mississippi.

Then in April: The big Pennsylvania Throwdown!

And in May, my favorite: The Rumble for Guam.

OH MAMA OH BAMA AGAIN!

Obama continued his winning ways by taking Maine today. Hillary has got to be nervous. On Tuesday the Dems have primaries in Virginia, Maryland and the District of Columbia and Oh Mama is leading in all three polls.

Oh Mama Oh Mama.

OH BAM!

Wow. Do you think Americans want to change the direction of this country? Barack Obama was expected to win the three primaries today but not by as much as he did. He trounced Hillary getting 68% in Washington, 68% in Nebraska, and (with 81% reporting) 55% in Louisiana.

And Short Fuse McCain suffered an embarrassing loss in Kansas as Huckelberry nabbed 60% of the votes. In fact, Huckelberry is leading in Louisiana and Washington. Could Republicans be sending a message to the Short Fuse?

If America wants a new direction (and all polls say we do) then it could be Oh-Mama and Huckelberry in the battle for the White House. Hillary may seem as too old Washington and the Short Fuse will just be too much of what we've had for 8 long years. And for the love of god, please don't give us 8 more years of the same thing.

PRESIDENTIAL POLL RESULTS

The results are in and nearly 70% of Left in Bay Ridge readers think it's time to tell your mama that it's gonna be Obama in the White House.

There was a 3 way tie for 2nd place, all with 10% of the vote: Short Fuse McCain, Mitt is da Sh*@, and in a surprising show - Melisa Christian, I Love You.

And garnering no votes was Welcome Back, Clintons. Hmm...curious.

But Melisa, let me tell you, from the bottom off my heart, you are so much better than McCain and Mitt.

AWKWARD...

Oh geez, if this isn't awkward I don't know what is. Hillary leans over to shake Ted Kennedy's hand and chat for a few minutes, and Obama -- oh look, there's something really important I have to look at over here and I think I'll whistle a little tune --

Obama, the great uniter.