Monday, March 10, 2008

SPITZER? I HARDLY KNOW HER


Oh Eliot. NY Governor Eliot Spitzer has been caught with his hand in the cookie jar. He has been caught on a
federal wiretap arranging to meet with a high-priced prostitute at a Washington hotel last month.
Sweet.

Eliot Mess spent $4300.00 for a 2 1/2 hour session with Kristen --
American, petite, very pretty brunette, five feet five inches, and 105 pounds.
That's about $1720.00 an hour! Good work if you can get it. No word yet if he used tax payers money, but kudos to Eliot for supporting small businesses.

In a brief press conference today, Spitzer admitted to the hooker hook-up, and embarrassingly showed reporters his "size."

Back in 2004, Spitzer busted up a prostitution ring located in Staten Island.
"This was a sophisticated and lucrative operation with a multi-tiered management structure," Spitzer said at the time. "It was, however, nothing more than a prostitution ring."
And Gov. Spitzer, you may have used Emperors Club VIP, but you are nothing more than a stupid john.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lefty, you are a trip. lol

Vigilante said...

So much pathos in Liberal Land. What can one say? Part of the old politics. We have to restart the 21st Century by passing the torch to a new generation of Americans.