MINI MIKE

Talk about kicking a man when he's down. Not only did Huckleberry drop out of the race last night, but when the question came around to "how big is your or your man's member?" Huckleberry's wife totally humiliated him.


Bubba Size


Wow, who knew


Mini-Mike

OH BAM!

Wow. Do you think Americans want to change the direction of this country? Barack Obama was expected to win the three primaries today but not by as much as he did. He trounced Hillary getting 68% in Washington, 68% in Nebraska, and (with 81% reporting) 55% in Louisiana.

And Short Fuse McCain suffered an embarrassing loss in Kansas as Huckelberry nabbed 60% of the votes. In fact, Huckelberry is leading in Louisiana and Washington. Could Republicans be sending a message to the Short Fuse?

If America wants a new direction (and all polls say we do) then it could be Oh-Mama and Huckelberry in the battle for the White House. Hillary may seem as too old Washington and the Short Fuse will just be too much of what we've had for 8 long years. And for the love of god, please don't give us 8 more years of the same thing.

OBAMA AND HUCKABEE!?

Well slap my butt and call me Sally! Obama and Huckabee have taken the Iowa Caucuses. On the Dem's side, Obama took 37% of the vote, Edwards took 29.9% and former First Lady, Senator Hillary Clinton took 29.4%. On the Repub's side, Huckabee took 34% and Romney took 25%. Rudy "9-11" Giuliani took 3.5%. I guess Iowa didn't buy into the whole "America's Mayor" thing.




Now before anyone gets too excited about the results, remember that past winners of the Iowa Nominating Contest include Tom Harkin and Bob "I like to refer to myself in the 3rd person" Dole.

However, I think it's a huge win for Obama, especially in a mostly white state. It should be an interesting election year.

And for those of you who feel left out of the process, Righty has two political polls for you.