YOU'VE MADE IT, MATTHEW LYSIAK

Matthew Lysiak is a Bay Ridge resident and a writer for the Daily News. He's a fine writer and a heck of a nice guy. Just don't tell that to crazy superintendent Richard Martin.

Evidently Dick isn't enjoying his 15 minutes of fame anymore. Now that most of NYC knows Martin is a hypocrite, a bigot, and an all-around tool, he's now lashing out at Matthew by calling him a "moron," "jackass," and "shit."

In a photo from the always enjoyable BeehiveHairdresser, you can see that Dick, never wanting to take the blame for anything he does, writes

"the Daily News is a shit paper along with all there (sic) writers and reporters Do not buy this paper any more it's garbage. Matthew is shit

Again Richard, if you're going to berate the tenants for not being able to read English, the least you can do is spell the words correctly.

And Matthew, congratulations on making Dick Martin's wall of hatred. I'm mighty proud.

A DICK BY ANY OTHER NAME

Oh Dick, Dick, Dick. Richard Martin, the Ridge's wackiest superintendent, is back in the news. In an article in today's Daily News (written by the Ridge's own Matthew Lysiak) Richard -

has gone from Brooklyn's crankiest super to Oscar the Grouch.

Dick has now moved nine garbage cans into the lobby to teach his tenants a lesson.

"If they want to live like trash, now they can live with trash."

For those of you who don't know, Dick has been in a war with the tenants of the building for about a year. He doesn't like them and has been leaving up signs calling them "retarded" and "stupid." (For the complete sign anthology, click here.) He thinks they're dirty.

"Maybe now that these slobs are swimming in their own trash, they won't just throw it all over the place."

Dick isn't worried about getting fined because the landlord pays the fines and evidently he lives in Syria.

And Dick is also a hypocrite because he was caught throwing his dog's poo into the street. Does he care? No.

Dick, you're not Oscar the Grouch. You're an a**hole. There's no accountability with the building and there's no accountability with your life. You do what you want and don't care what others think.

I say the tenants should withhold paying the rent until this jerk treats them with respect.

SUPER POO

Richard Martin, the Ridge's nut-job racist superintendent, has added "hypocrite" to his title. Seems the uncouth toothless boob was caught throwing his dog's poo into the street. This from the guy who has called the tenants in his building "retarded" and "stupid" because he feels they don't know how to properly use a garbage can. Seems Dick doesn't know how, either.

"You caught me, I take the dog doo-doo and I just toss it in the street," said Martin, 71, after the Daily News busted him throwing his dog's waste on the street in front of his 278 91st St. building.

So why does this Dick feel he can give his tenants shit while flinging his dog's poo?

"I may be a hypocrite, but I'm going to be 72 in five months so I just don't really give a [expletive]," Martin told The News. "See, I guess I'm not the cleanest person, either, but at least I don't leave cardboard out in the rain like my disgusting tenants.

That's right - because he's old. That's his reasoning. Dick is a crazy old [expletive] so the laws don't apply to him.

Wet cardboard on the sidewalk...? How revolting! Fresh poo in the street...? The 'merican way.

Dick, your poo stinks and so do you. Go fling your poo somewhere else.

LUNATIC SUPERINTENDENT

The lunatic - on the verge of a shooting spree - superintendent from Bay Ridge has been getting a ton of press lately. Beehive, Righty, and Rover have been on top of it all.

The crackpot has ridiculed the tenants, calling them "stupid" and "retarded." He also told them that if they can't read they should head for a local airport and not come back - the assumption being that it's only foreigners who can't read.

But perhaps ol' madman bigot should proofread some of his signs before he ridicules the huddled masses.

I particularly like "Close the dam door" and "stop being sissy's." Stop being sissy's what? Sissy's bitch?