CRY ME A RIVER

The Daily Record has found a rare recording of "Cry Me A River" by Susan Boyle made back in 1999. You have to hear this song. Hopefully it really is Susan. I'm going to assume it is until it's proven that it isn't.

So she records this ten years ago and nothing happened? Nobody signed her? Susan, drink it in and live it up. Your time has come.

JIMMY FALLON FEELS THE POWER OF SUSAN BOYLE.

Jimmy Fallon feels the power of Britain's Got Talent overnight-sensation, Susan Boyle.

Susan Boyle - Singer - Britains Got Talent 2009 (With Lyrics)

Susan Boyle, from last week's Britain's Got Talent, is the definition of an overnight sensation.

TEABAGGING DAY

Today was FOX's much hyped Tea Bag Day. I'm out of the country right now. Was there any tea bagging today in The Ridge?

MARK FIDRYCH, DEAD

It was also a sad day in Major League Baseball. Detroit Tiger phenom, Mark "The Bird" Fidrych, died today at the age of 54. Fidrych had one good year. That's it. But what a year. He was Rookie of the Year in 1976 and his record was 19-9. He was plain old fun to watch. He'd get down on his knees to fill in the hole on the mound. He'd pace around the mound talking to himself and the ball.

We'll miss you, Mark.

THE BOYS IN BLUE

The Dodgers had a killer home opener today. Vin Scully celebrated his 60th year calling the game, Scully threw out the first pitch to Joe Torre, Orlando Hudson became the first Dodger to hit for the cycle since Wes Parker in 1970, and the Boys in Blue clobbered the Giants 11-1.

I love LA!

LACK OF CARING

I got an email today from my good friend Mrs. Nestoria Vasquez Relevoa. She wants to give me a lot of money.

My name is Mrs Nestoria Vasquez Relevoa ,a General merchant in the United States of America, Originally from Philippine , but taking Treatment in Tokyo Japan now, I have been diagnosed with Breast cancer (117.7) and Colorectal cancer (42.7) cancer that was discovered very late due to lack of caring.

For my health. I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts. I am looking for someone reliable and trusted that can use my ($6,200M)for the less privileges and orphanage homes. Since i can’t survive this illness. Please you can contact me through this

Email address: vasquez@w.cn

If only I was more reliable and trustworthy.

And if only she or her doctor cared more.

discovered very late due to lack of caring.

What a bunch of layabouts.

I BANISH THEE, BREAD

Over on 5th Ave there's a great deal on Touster Ovens. The ovens don't toast bread. Instead they banish the bread from being toasted.

THINGS THAT DON'T MOVE

I was in Food Emporium on 8th and 49th yesterday and noticed that in aisle five they're selling things that don't move. I'm curious if they sell stationary items in all of the Food Emporiums or just that one.

FARAH FAWCETT HOSPITALIZED

UPDATE: 4/6/09, 9:30pm
The LA Times is reporting that Farah is doing well. She was admitted to the hospital because of a blood clot that was probably a side effect of her treatment in Germany. Hopefully it's true.


Here's some sad news for all of you Charlie's Angels fans: Farah Fawcett is reportedly in an LA hospital, unconscious, and in critical condition.

The 62-year old bombshell has been battling cancer for several years.

I hope this angel pulls through and doesn't become an angel.