Sunday, September 30, 2012


Last night Justin Beiber proved he is the greatest ventriloquist of our time by continuing to sing while puking.

"Video obtained by TMZ from the concert shows Bieber...hunching over and puking...his dancers don't miss a beat and his vocals continue."

Suck it, Edgar Bergan!

Photo courtesy: TMZ

Friday, September 28, 2012


Staten Island, that dump just across the Verrazano Bridge, will soon be home to the world's largest ferris wheel. It's going to be taller than the London Eye and the Singapore Flyer.

So why is world's largest ferris wheel coming to Staten Island? So that when you're at the top you can see people having fun in Manhattan.

Photo courtesy: (Office of the Mayor of New York/AP)

Thursday, September 27, 2012


 Butt-Chugging!? Vodka soaked tampons!? Alcohol enemas?

What the hell is wrong with kids these days? In my day we got drunk the olde-fashioned way: sneaking into our parents' liquor cabinet and drinking the alcohol. We did not stick things up our other holes.

A student at the University of Tennessee nearly died from shoving too much boxed-wine - yes you read that correctly - boxed-wine up his poop chute. His blood alcohol content was well over .40, the point at which, you know, you can die.

Kids - stop sticking things up your south holes to get drunk. Drink your drinks like the rest of the world.

But I am a tad curious about how you play beer pong.

Monday, September 24, 2012


You got to hand it to the Chinese. They sure know how to protest. I'll protect those islands any day.

Photo courtesy CRI

Sunday, September 23, 2012


Looks like no more PB&J sandwiches for me.

Trader Joe's Valencia Creamy Salted Peanut Butter has been linked to salmonella infections that have sickened 29 people in 18 states. Four people have been hospitalized. 

Green Day Billie Joe freaks out at I Heart Music

Ok, guess what word is Billie Joe Armstrong's favorite? And you only get one f**king guess.