Tuesday, October 21, 2008

MONIKER MADNESS


Two days after Palin said she was tired of "Joe the Plumber" references
Alaska governor conceded she was getting a little tired of talking about Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbach. “And I, I begged our speech writers, ‘Don’t make me say Joe the Plumber, please, in any speeches.'
Palin flip-flopped and dove headfirst back into the moniker melee.
Tito the builder, Phil the bricklayer and Rose the teacher.
These are simple Americans with simple names. None more than 4-letters.

But what about Pam the whore, John the douchebag, Sue the junky? Bob the deadbeat, Fred the gassy, Fran the carpet cleaner?

But then Palin unleashed her coup de grace
Barack the Wealth Spender.
That's right. Oh snap! Barak the Wealth Spender. Take that Obama!

Who the hell is writing these for her? Those third graders at Gladys Wood Elementary School?

So my question is: what should Palin's moniker be?

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